As a self confessed kayaker who would be more accomplished given less work and more leisure time etc , I just saw this on the BBC website and I now have a big grin on my face: 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7735439.stm

Typical that Welsh Water have condemmed this - especially given that Wales is one of the worst countries in the world for access to good canoeing rivers...(see http://www.riversaccess.org/ for details)

You've got to love the somersault at the end